Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had low "elf" esteem!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

Because it needed a trim!

Why did the gingerbread man go to school?

Because he wanted to be a smart cookie!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a band?

Because they had the "rhythm" to jingle all the way!

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